Oh no, a new Conan movie coming out (literally, if the gay oiled-up beefcake tone evident in the Conan portrayal on the poster proves accurate) in a month’s time. Rumour has it that it’s destined to be a summer flopbuster and another reason to dislike retro-fitted 3D, but who knows? Solomon Kane managed to nail down some of the Howard atmosphere quite well (we so need a proper Director’s Cut of that movie), so maybe Hollywood has learned something from that and the various heroic Dark Fantasy movies that followed. The Conan 3D poster is interesting for its subtle pitch for the Lovecraft market, by the use of tentacles in the background and in the over-wrought logo…