So, kiddies, it’s back to school on Tuesday 1st September. Here are a few suggestions for last-minute rush-orders for school stuff, to arrive Monday. All available now on eBay…


The H.P. Lovecraft shoulder bag for all your stuff, robust in black and blood red…

Gym-kit bag…

Stickers…

Cuddly ‘therapy Cthulhu’ doll…

Pencil and pens zip-case…

And matching cute sew-on-patch…

Rare tradez for schoolyard barter…

Sanity-check kit, for testing your xrazee new frendz…

Flag for your stand at the School Clubs recruitment fair…

Notepad for your Club rules and names…

Members’ pin-badge to entice potential Club members to become your minions…

A 3D printed Lovecraft bust, which your Club will diligently seek to smuggle into the School Trophy Cabinet…