Some strange things turn up on Etsy: how about a 6,000 year-old meteorite, carved into Loveraftian shapes, and placed under glass as a paperweight? Unfortunately the maker has also added some hippy-dippy crystals, but the basic concept is sound…

“Made with Hardened PVC, actual 4000 to 6000 year old Meteorite, fine Magnifying Glass Dome, Swarovski crystals, wood and felt base. Tiny Pink areas slightly fluoresce with Black Light. In with the Meteorite is a complex setting. Is it an Alien, Cthonian life form, Volcanic formations or, something even more terrifying…”