{"id":2002,"date":"2011-07-11T22:38:34","date_gmt":"2011-07-11T19:38:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tentaclii.wordpress.com\/?p=2002"},"modified":"2011-07-11T22:38:34","modified_gmt":"2011-07-11T19:38:34","slug":"conan-and-the-3d-tentacles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jurn.link\/tentaclii\/index.php\/2011\/07\/11\/conan-and-the-3d-tentacles\/","title":{"rendered":"Conan and the 3D tentacles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh no, a new <em>Conan<\/em> movie coming out (literally, if the gay oiled-up beefcake tone evident in the Conan portrayal on the poster proves accurate) in a month&#8217;s time. Rumour has it that it&#8217;s destined to be a summer flopbuster and another reason to dislike retro-fitted 3D, but who knows? <em>Solomon Kane<\/em> managed to nail down some of the Howard atmosphere quite well (we <em>so<\/em> need a proper Director&#8217;s Cut of that movie), so maybe Hollywood has learned something from that and the various heroic Dark Fantasy movies that followed. The <em>Conan 3D<\/em> poster is interesting for its subtle pitch for the Lovecraft market, by the use of tentacles in the background and in the over-wrought logo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jurn.link\/tentaclii\/oldimages\/conanthebarbarianposterimage.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"conanthebarbarianposterimage\" width=\"400\" height=\"593\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2003\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh no, a new Conan movie coming out (literally, if the gay oiled-up beefcake tone evident in the Conan portrayal &hellip;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jurn.link\/tentaclii\/index.php\/2011\/07\/11\/conan-and-the-3d-tentacles\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-odd-scratchings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurn.link\/tentaclii\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurn.link\/tentaclii\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurn.link\/tentaclii\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurn.link\/tentaclii\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurn.link\/tentaclii\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2002"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jurn.link\/tentaclii\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2002\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurn.link\/tentaclii\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurn.link\/tentaclii\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurn.link\/tentaclii\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}