{"id":1073,"date":"2010-08-20T21:18:33","date_gmt":"2010-08-20T18:18:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tentaclii.wordpress.com\/?p=1073"},"modified":"2010-08-20T21:18:33","modified_gmt":"2010-08-20T18:18:33","slug":"lovecraft-and-candy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jurn.link\/tentaclii\/index.php\/2010\/08\/20\/lovecraft-and-candy\/","title":{"rendered":"Lovecraft and candy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/2008\/8\/15burns.html\">Selections from Lovecraft&#8217;s brief tenure as a copywriter for a candy maker<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Chocolate Cherry Cordial<\/p>\n<p>You must not think me mad when I tell you what I found below the thin shell of chocolate used to disguise this bonbon&#8217;s true face. Yes! Hidden beneath its rich exterior is a hideously moist cherry cordial! What deranged architect could have engineered this non-Euclidean aberration? I dare not speculate.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>[ Hat-tip: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.briankeene.com\/\">Brian Keene<\/a> ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Selections from Lovecraft&#8217;s brief tenure as a copywriter for a candy maker&#8230; Chocolate Cherry Cordial You must not think me &hellip;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jurn.link\/tentaclii\/index.php\/2010\/08\/20\/lovecraft-and-candy\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lovecraftian-arts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurn.link\/tentaclii\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurn.link\/tentaclii\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurn.link\/tentaclii\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurn.link\/tentaclii\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurn.link\/tentaclii\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1073"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jurn.link\/tentaclii\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurn.link\/tentaclii\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurn.link\/tentaclii\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurn.link\/tentaclii\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}